marți, 30 august 2011

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No one ever told me my tits are gonna be bigger as I get more mature, that my blood and my temper would calm down as I become wiser or how should I say- more and more disgusted.


joi, 18 august 2011

A BIG GULP OF CONFUSsION

Here I am in one of those moments when you don't hear anything around you, you float and you suddenly realise you don't know shit about anything. You have no idea who you are, what's with all these things around you, why do you do gym, why do you keep diets, why do you date, what makes you not take a shot gun and kill everyone around you.

Ok, let's stop here.

As crawling my way to another country, eager for a change, eager to learn new things and have different experiences I realise I'm just a pussy who enjoys little things she does by herself in this space, this city, this country.

Something inside me is scared as shit and wants me to stay where I am, to enjoy my weekly goat milk, special oils, gym classes, the ice-cream in the corner heavily licked after 2 hours of gym on my way home, the red yummy melons down stairs and every little thing I did not notice before.

But oh how violently I will kill this voice, how I'll strangle it till it  dies inside me so I can reborn as this strong super-hero lady that I don't ever actually wanna be.

But what's really nice is that my view on men and relationships changes every day- one day I want a partnership, another day I feel I can do great without, depending on the chores to be done around the house:)

I forgot what's like to actually BE in a relationship, it became an alien thingy for me. They just don;t sell it on my planet or if they do, I can't afford it.


marți, 16 august 2011

MEN LIE!

Dears, here I am, getting ready for the one year turkish adventure.There, I'll study and grasp some culture on the way. Hopefully!

Meanwhile I decided not to give the benefit of a doubt to any men! They all fucking lie abt their performaces.

You know what?I'm just gonna laugh in their faces and they'd better like it, cuz I don''t give a fuck if they don't!

You know the issue?You got a friend for some time and rumbles about his performances in bed and you talk and talk for years and years and one day(more like night, more like after midnight, more like after tequilla, vodka, wine or beer or all of them) you kinda end up... THERE!

And you realise they can't do shit! I was smacked in the face three times in a row for the past month by this gloomy dissapointing discovery and frankly it makes me sick and ewwwww I am decided not to believe any "stud" from now on.

How I got dumped instead of jumped by 3 men in one month ...soon on a blog near you!

xoxo