marți, 16 august 2011

MEN LIE!

Dears, here I am, getting ready for the one year turkish adventure.There, I'll study and grasp some culture on the way. Hopefully!

Meanwhile I decided not to give the benefit of a doubt to any men! They all fucking lie abt their performaces.

You know what?I'm just gonna laugh in their faces and they'd better like it, cuz I don''t give a fuck if they don't!

You know the issue?You got a friend for some time and rumbles about his performances in bed and you talk and talk for years and years and one day(more like night, more like after midnight, more like after tequilla, vodka, wine or beer or all of them) you kinda end up... THERE!

And you realise they can't do shit! I was smacked in the face three times in a row for the past month by this gloomy dissapointing discovery and frankly it makes me sick and ewwwww I am decided not to believe any "stud" from now on.

How I got dumped instead of jumped by 3 men in one month ...soon on a blog near you!

xoxo

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